Get in Touch
Have questions about our computational poultry solutions? We're here to help. Our team is available to discuss partnership opportunities, technical inquiries, and facility tours.
Visit Our Campus
Our state-of-the-art facility in Silicon Valley combines traditional agricultural heritage with cutting-edge computational infrastructure.
Contact Information
Corporate Headquarters
7500 Neural Network Drive
Silicon Valley, CA 94025
Building C-7 (Visitor parking in Lot #3)
Phone
General: (555) 123-4567
Press: (555) 123-4568
Incident Reporting: (555) 911-COOP
General: info@jonesfoods.net
Partnerships: partners@jonesfoods.net
Technical: tech@jonesfoods.net
Ethics Committee: ethics@jonesfoods.net
Office Hours: Monday-Friday, 9AM-5PM PST
* Coop monitoring is 24/7
Facility Tours
Experience the future of computational agriculture firsthand. Our guided tours showcase our innovative approach to poultry optimization.
Standard Tour
Overview of facilities, introduction to Chicken Tensors™ technology
Technical Deep Dive
For researchers and industry professionals (NDA required)
Coop #7 Tour
Currently suspended pending infrastructure upgrades
* All visitors must sign liability waiver and agree to cognitive assessment before and after tour
Important Information for Visitors
Safety Guidelines
- • No unauthorized feeding of chickens
- • Maintain 6-foot distance from all coops
- • Do not make direct eye contact with Claucke
- • Report any unusual vocalizations immediately
- • Photography allowed only in designated areas
What to Bring
- • Valid government-issued ID
- • Closed-toe shoes required
- • Basic understanding of gradient descent (helpful)
- • Open mind about agricultural innovation
- • Emergency contact information
Note: Jones Foods reserves the right to refuse facility access to anyone exhibiting signs of mesa-optimization or adversarial behavior patterns.