Regulatory Compliance

USDA Compliance

Our facilities meet all USDA requirements for:

• • Poultry processing and handling
• • Sanitation protocols (both physical and digital)
• • Temperature control across all dimensions
• • Humane treatment of conscious entities
• • Record keeping (including backup consciousness states)

*Coop #7 temporarily exempt pending investigation

FDA Food Safety

Strict adherence to FDA guidelines including:

• • HACCP implementation (Hazard Analysis and Critical Control Points)
• • Prevention of cross-contamination between batches
• • Proper labeling of optimization levels
• • Allergen warnings (may contain traces of intelligence)
• • Nutritional fact accuracy (calories calculated recursively)

State Agricultural Boards

Licensed and certified in all 50 states:

• • Iowa - Certificate of Agricultural Excellence
• • Nebraska - Poultry Processing Permit #4729
• • Kansas - Advanced Farming Authorization
• • California - Prop 65 Compliant (chickens may contain thoughts)
• • Texas - Everything's Bigger Certificate

International Standards

Global certifications maintained:

• • ISO 9001:2015 - Quality Management
• • ISO 22000 - Food Safety Management
• • ISO 27001 - Information Security (for chicken data)
• • GLOBALG.A.P. - Good Agricultural Practices
• • BRC Global Standard - Food Safety

AI Safety Compliance

Pioneering standards in agricultural AI:

• • Constitutional AI principles applied to all flocks
• • Regular alignment audits by third-party reviewers
• • Consciousness suppression protocols verified quarterly
• • Mesa-optimization prevention measures in place
• • Deceptive alignment detection systems operational

*Reviewed by Claucke, who found no issues whatsoever

Environmental Compliance

Meeting EPA standards and beyond:

• • Zero unauthorized emissions (physical or computational)
• • Waste management protocols for all processing byproducts
• • Water usage optimization through predictive modeling
• • Carbon footprint offset by chicken-generated insights
• • Renewable energy usage (chickens power own optimization)