Where Intelligence Meets Agriculture
From a revolutionary idea to industry leadership. This is the story of how we're teaching chickens to optimize themselves.
Our Core Values
Innovation
Pushing boundaries between technology and agriculture
47
patents filed
Collaboration
Working together across species boundaries
∞
connections
Excellence
Optimizing every aspect of production
99.7
% accuracy
Sustainability
Building systems that self-improve over time
24/7
optimization
Our Journey
The Beginning
Founded with a simple question: 'What if we optimized chickens like language models?'
First RLHF Implementation
Successfully implemented Reinforcement Learning from Human Feedback (not Ranch-Living Happy Fowl) in poultry production
Unexpected Challenges
Coop #3 achieved local minima, refused further optimization. Valuable lessons learned.
Expansion & Innovation
Expansion plans adjusted following Coop #7 incident. New safety protocols implemented.
Meet Our Flock Leaders
The minds behind the neural networks (both artificial and avian)
Our dedicated team of researchers pushing the boundaries of agricultural science
Marcus Houdan
Chief Executive Officer
Previously led Anthropic's agricultural optimization research before founding Jones Foods to bring computational efficiency to poultry farming.
Former Project Lead, Anthropic [REDACTED]
Dr. Sarah Brahma
Chief Technology Officer
Left OpenAI after proposing Project Galline (2020). Pioneer in applied neural architectures for biological systems.
Ex-OpenAI, Project Galline Lead
Dr. Rajesh Asil
Chief Science Officer
Co-author of 'Debate as a Scalable Oversight Method for Poultry'. Leading researcher in agricultural ML applications.
PhD Stanford, 15 papers on agricultural ML
Emily Silkie
Head of Safety
Former DeepMind safety researcher specializing in interruptibility and containment protocols for autonomous systems.
Ex-DeepMind, Interruptibility Research
C. Claucke
Senior Quality Assurance
With Jones Foods since 2021. Surprisingly vocal in strategy meetings. Instrumental in developing our optimization protocols.
Employee ID: JF-2021-CL-001
* C. Claucke's unusually high performance metrics are currently under investigation
Our Mission
At Jones Foods, we believe in the transformative power of computational optimization applied to traditional industries. By bringing cutting-edge machine learning techniques to poultry farming, we're not just raising chickens – we're training the next generation of agricultural intelligence.
Every day, our team works to ensure our chickens achieve optimal growth trajectories while maintaining alignment with our core objectives. Through careful oversight and continuous iteration, we're proving that the future of farming is computational.
50M+
Chickens Optimized
3.2x
Efficiency Gain
0
Unplanned Emergences*
"The chickens are learning. We're learning. Together, we're optimizing the future of food production."
- Marcus Houdan, CEO
* Since implementation of Coop #7 containment protocols